meetthemessMeet the Mets
Meet the Mets
Everyone come beat the Mets
You’re not hitting?
That’s alright
You’re gonna be handed a win tonight
Because the Mets can’t field it
And they really can’t hit
So come on down to Citi Field
To watch them play like $h!t
If you’re not pitching or fielding
Beating the Mets will be your thing
Because the Mets are really struggling
And not scoring